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Description:It's got girth -- it's like you're trying to fuck a two-liter bottle of root beer that's really into it -- but you either have to hold it up or, as I said, find some way to balance it. And you know after the preliminary trials, the whole project is going to be set back when one goes haywire and yanks some volunteer's dick off with such force that it gets javelined across a room and embedded in a brick wall. Sure, maybe you could buy the Bullet home smoothie-making kit and use it a few times, but for the most part, you're just filling a plain old cup with vodka and drinking that. Masturbatory scientists have been at it for a long time heh. At least you'll always have someone to share a post-coital cigarette with. Just a cacophony of churning, rumbling gears, and actuators slouching along towards Jizzrael.

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